JUNK! SPAM|! NUMEROUS SPAM

Oh, dreadful spam! It's nowhere appearing in my inbox. Thousands of emails every day, all full with worthless information. I just want to yell at the loudest of my lungs! Seriously, how can anyone tolerate this plague? Possibly spammers live trying to sellthemselves. Possibly they're justbored. Whatever, I need a break! {Get in Me, Belly! I